I AM BACK!

Many people have been complaining I haven’t made a post in awhile.  Well its true and the simple is reason was  it was Tax Season.  Many of you know that I am a CPA by trade (that’s how I pay my bills) and during January through April I work between 60 hours and 75 hours per week.  Well it is the Month of May now and that is all behind me.  Over the next several months I am going to expose some what I will call fraud’s in the world of Fashion, Cigars, Booze, and Gambling.  What else did you think I would be discussing POLITICS?  I will leave that to the Maroon’s of the world and stick with something important.

On Thursday,  I will be going on a nine day Pilgrimage to the center of my faith:  Las Vegas!  This is my first trip to Las Vegas since starting The Art of Livin and I am a little nervous.  I get nervous because every time I go to Las Vegas the city changes so much and most of those changes are never to my liking.  However there are some exciting things going on in the Holy City (It’s not Sin City to me) in 2014.  First the Old Barbary Coast (that’s what it was called before Bill’s Gaming House) has had a $180 Million upgrade and has opened as the Cromwell.  Drais After Hours (Vegas’ Top After Hours Club for years) is back along with Drais Beachclub on the Roof of the hotel (they stole my idea).  The official opening is Memorial Day weekend, but the casino is open now.  So I am excited to see if they kept true to the soul of Las Vegas or did they destroy it.  I am going to be optimistic.  Another attraction is the High Roller,  the world’s largest Ferris Wheel.  Yes I am going on it and will give a full report.

Lastly,  later this year the Sahara Hotel and Casino will be re-born under the name of SLS Las Vegas.  Hopefully like a Born – Again Christian the SLS will be New and Improved.  While I am disappointed that the Casino will not be called the Sahara, I am optimistic that the new owners did not completely abandon the legacy of one of the greatest casino ever.  Unlike the Venetian who doesn’t even have a plaque or anything noting that the greatest casino the SANDS was located on this spot.  SLS still has photo’s of the old Sahara on their website.  The hotel towers were renovated not imploded.  So when I go back in October, I will walk through the doors of the SLS Casino and remember this is the Sahara.  Again I am being optimistic about the SLS Las Vegas, will be like Caesars Palace Be New and True.

So I apologize to those who have missed my hearing about my view of the world.  When I return I will give you a complete update on the “STATE OF LAS VEGAS”.  I am proud to say our numbers are growing and we are going to continue to grow.  Please like the page on Facebook and tell your friends about the Blog.

Thank you again for all your support.

The GAMBLE you can’t lose

It’s Thursday night in Manhattan and you are bored with the same ole Thursday night hangout.  You want to do something different something exciting. Well I have the solution for you.  Club Macanudo (“Club Mac”) on Thursday!  Many of you know that not only am I humidor holder, but Club Mac is one of my top 10 Restaurants in New York City.  I could talk about the wonderful service, the great food, the booze, and of course the ability to smoke a cigar and not be harassed, but I am going to save that for a future post.  Today we are going to talk about Thursday’s at Club Mac where there is a little extra treat.  Every Thursday Club Mac hosts “21 For Fun” with celebrity dealer Tony Busse.  I know you are all saying Dennis come on what could be fun about playing black jack with no money at stake.  I get it I wasn’t a believer either at first, but I am now a convert.  I will not make a claim that playing Black Jack at Club Mac is as good as sitting at the Golden Gate in Vegas, but that doesn’t mean it’s not fun.

I have gambled many times for charity or just for fun and I agree it’s boring.  There is no action.  However 21 for Fun is different for three reasons:

  1. You are at Club Mac!  You are drinking and smoking your favorite cigar and nobody is complaining.  When was the last time you went into a casino and didn’t get the looks or comments?
  2. Since there is only one table and the room is smoky you get the feeling that you are in an old speakeasy which is kind of cool.
  3. But the real reason it’s different is Tony, MY DEALER.  From the moment you walk up to the table Tony greets you with a smile.  As a Black Jack Dealer, Tony is fast and accurate.  He gives the players nick names for the players and creates fun bonus rounds.  Tony’s table is the most interactive Black Jack table I have ever been at.  The Reason being Tony.

Still not convinced it’s a lot of fun?  Every Thursday, the player that cashes in the most chips at the end of the night get his/her name entered into a raffle to win a 3 day all inclusive trip to Panama.  A winner is picked every month.  So, if you should be lucky enough you have a 25% or 20% (depends how many Thursday’s) chance to win a free trip, not bad for a no –risk game.

STILL not convinced?  If you don’t know how to play Black Jack, it’s a great place to learn.  If you do know how to play you can do all the stupid things you would never do if you were playing for money.  Go ahead split the 10x, double down on 12 or 8, who cares YOU CAN’T LOSE! I lost a lot at the black jack table in Atlantic City and Las Vegas in 2013, but at Tony’s table I didn’t lose a dime and still had a great time.

Well if you are still not convinced then prove me wrong!  Go to The Club on Thursday and meet Tony. play black jack with him and if you did not enjoy yourself and have fun, then write a comment on the Blog and I will post it.  I will post both good and bad comments.  Because Thursday night at The Club is a GAMBLE YOU CANNOT LOSE!

Thanks Tony you are the Best.   You can reach Tony at www.21forfun.com or at 877-241-3574.

The Oscars – Review

I truly enjoyed another awards show season.  Sundday was no exception, I thought it was a great day.  Let’s hear it for June Squibb 85 years old God Bless her.  What is up with Liza Minnelli & Kim Novak? They should not make  public appearances anymore.   The only thing worse than Liza was the way Kelly and Ross reacted to her when she showed up.  Here are some of my Highlights and Lowlights:

Highlights:

  • In Memoriam – it is always my favorite part of the show and Bette Midler was fantastic
  • Jim Carrey – was hilarious
  • The Diamonds – thought the jewelry was great
  • Jared Leto – Acceptance speech, one of the best I ever heard
  •  ABC Red Carpet Coverage – Tyson Beckford a male stylist who seems normal.

Lowlights:

  • Ellen – while some stuff was funny overall I don’t find her funny and if she wants to dress and be a man so bad she should just become one.
  • Pink – Judy Garland is turning over in her grave and I think if Liza was well she would of went up on stage and smacked her
  • Kelly & Ross – they are idiots I hate them both
  • Angelina Jolie – Can we all just admit she is an ugly She-devil and cast a spell on Brad Pitt because Jenifer Aniston on her worst day looks better than her on her best
  • U2 & Bona – Lose the shades you Putz.  Can someone just shoot him please

Best Dressed Females:

  1. Kate Hudson – I never expected this to be my number 1, but she looked amazing
  2. Jennifer Lawrence – Shocking she was wearing Dior.  She is a star who doesn’t take herself to seriously, did you see the way she laughed when she fell getting out of the limo
  3. Charlize Theron – still looks great
  4. Jennifer Garner – I love the 20s look
  5. Naomi Watts – Another big surprise for me

Best Dressed Men:

  1. Kevin Spacey – Love the Blue – Two years ago everyone laughed that I said blue was an awesome tux, now everyone is wearing them
  2. Ryan Seacrest –  The guy was put together, but he should have had a black pocket square
  3. Leo – He combs his hair and doesn’t wear a skinny tux
  4. Bradley Cooper – Nice Tux, but he needs to comb his hair
  5. Brad Pitt – He took a shower for the event and put on a nice tux

Okay now for the fun:

Worst Women:

  1. Ellen – she dresses like a man
  2. Sally Hawkins – WTF she stole the curtains from my house
  3. Glen Close – who died
  4. Julia Roberts – I think she forgot she is a movie star
  5. Margot Robbie – She was so hot at the Golden Globes, the hair makeup and dress just very disappointing

Worst Men:

  1. Pharrell Williams – The Guy should have been thrown out.
  2. Michael Strahan – Just God Awful
  3. Will Smith – IT’S THE OSCARS WEAR A TIE
  4. Zac Efron – if his pants were any shorter Pharrell would of worn them
  5. Michael B Jordan – The shoes and what was that on your collar

Davio’s Does Breakfast

Last week I checked out a new spot for Breakfast in Manhattan.  Davio’s on Lexington between 44th and 45th Streets is serving breakfast.  The menu is tiny but the food is great as is the service.  Just may become my new spot for breakfast in the City.  Good Bye Pershing Square.

FOR THE LOVER IN YOU

Last Friday was Valentines Day.  All week long I heard complaints from people mostly men that it’s a stupid holiday and it’s not even a real holiday.  Hallmark, Russell Stover, and FTD just to sell cards, candy, and flowers invented Valentines.  The complaints continue with you don’t need a special day to say I love you and buy someone flowers or candy.  You can do it any day. Well I am here to say to all you NAY SAYERS, VALENTINES DAY IS AWESOME AND SHOULD BE CELEBRATED.

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to take a day out of the year to exchange a small gift, a card, some candy, or flowers.  It is a nice thing to bring a gift for someone you love.  It’s nice to tell them you love them.  So guys and you women who think its stupid here is my argument why its not.

Reason #1 – It wasn’t invented by Hallmark, Russell Stover, FTD and not even Godiva had anything to do with starting Valentines Day.  The fact is it began during the Roman Empire the holiday Lupercalia in the 5th Century.  By 1300s it became associated with Romance.  It became popular in the 1840s here in the United States.  Bottom line it’s an OLD REAL HOLIDAY.

Reason #2 – What is so wrong about having a special day to say “I Love You” and the argument that you can do it any day doesn’t work because it shouldn’t matter.  I know you are saying Dennis it’s a stupid argument.  Well if I am that stupid and the concept of having a special day to say I Love You, then it is just as stupid to have a special day to say “Thank You” and be Thankful for what you have.  Yes I am talking about Thanksgiving.  Why do we need a special day to get together with our families and friends to be Thankful for our blessings!  WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL EVERYDAY!

Some facts about Thanksgiving it wasn’t a National Holiday until 1863 and least 20 years after Valentines Day took off in the USA.  I know The Pilgrims.  The Pilgrims had 1 Thanksgiving (Lasted Three Days) and they ate Venison (Deer Meat) not Turkey.  George Washington made it a Holiday in 1789, but it wasn’t an annual event.

Do not miss interpret me I LOVE THANKSGIVING for all of the same dumb reasons I LOVE VALENTINES DAY.

Our day to day lives are filled with running around work and all kinds of stress, isn’t nice to take one day a year and tell that someone special you love them and give them a small gift to show you appreciate them all year even if you forget to tell them often enough.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY and Remember it’s For The Lover In You!

IT’S COLD, BUT SPRING IS NEAR

So here we are snowed in yet again.   This winter is torture, it seems like we get hit with a snowstorm at least once a week and when it doesn’t snow its 15 degrees out.  It’s cold, its stressful, and just very depressing.  I know I have been cranky because of it.  Most of you that know me know that traditionally I love the winter.  I love when it gets dark at 5pm.  This year is different and I am with the rest of you – I AM SICK OF IT.  Ben Franklin once said: “There are only two things that you can be certain about and that is Death & Taxes.”  Well he for got three things:

  • The Sun will rise in the East
  • The Sun will set in the West
  • The Seasons will change

So I am here to tell in 24 Sunrises and Sunsets the clocks Spring Ahead and it will it will no longer be dark at 5pm and 12 Sunrises and Sunsets after that, it will be spring.   So we have some things to look forward to.  So as the ultimate pessimist that I am I am very excited because in a very short time from now it there will be no snow, warmer weather, longer day light and most importantly THE ROOF AT ARETSKY’S PATROON WILL BE OPEN.  You really cannot understand the joy I get when I look out my office window down onto the Roof and I see Miguel, Scott, Jessica and the rest of the crew getting ready for a busy night.  I look at my watch and smile because I know its ‘TINI TIME”.  I reach into my humidor and take out some Avo #2s, put my jacket on fix my tie and put my hat on.  I get an extra jump in my step as I walk out on 46th Street to cross to open that Red Door.  When the door opens I am welcomed home by the wonderful restaurant staff.  They greet me as if I was away for months, but I was just here yesterday.  Then I head up the steps saying to anyone who would listen “THEY NEED AN ESCALATOR IN THIS PLACE’ I make it to the top and open the door to the Roof.  I have arrived on The Roof, a little bit of Heaven in the middle of Midtown Manhattan.  I go to my spot at the Bar my Jack Daniels on the Rocks is waiting for me along with my ashtray.  I cut my cigar and light it.  Take a sip of my Jack and begin my 45-minute vacation.  In a short time Pally’s show up, then the Pigs in the Blanket, Onion Rings, French Fries, and Radishes.  It truly is a magical place.  There is a reason it is number 1 on my top 10 list, but in truth is the #2 place should really be #11, because nothing comes close to The Roof at Patroon.

So when I look at my window at all the snow coming down and know I have to go out soon and shovel it, I close my eyes and know  in 36 days until I break out my straw hats along with my spring and summer suits come and all the bright colors.  Before we know it Memorial Day will be here with the beach and BBQ and let’s not forget Seer Sucker Suits and two-toned shoes.

I know most of us hate winter, but it’s the winter that makes spring and summer so special. So keep your spirits up for THE ROOF AT PATROON will be open real soon.

THE NEW NITE CLUB – I JUST DON’T GET IT

This week I was attending the Context Summit in Miami (Congratulations to my Pally Mark for pulling off the near impossible).  At night attendees of the conference would head to South Beach and hit “The Clubs”.  Many of you who know me, know that i am not a “Club” person.  However, I decided I’m in Miami so I might as well go.  Naturally there is a line and a very large man with a clip board deciding who can go in or not.  Since I was part of the conference, I could get in.  I stayed inside for about a half hour.  That is all I could take.  First they served my drink in a plastic cup.  Really,  not sure how much that drink cost, but at the Blue Bar inside the Fontainebleu it costs $17.50 for a Jack Daniels.  The price doesn’t bother me so much but there too I was served in a plastic cup.  I am not poolside serve me my drink in a glass.

The we come to what they call the music.  It was loud and all you could hear was the pounding of the bass.  It all sounded the same to me.  I looked at the DJ and it appeared that he was mixing, but it never seemed to change just the constant pounding of the bass.  Just awful!!!

So I went out side to have a cigar with a Pally and they were pumping the music to the deck outside, but at least if I screamed into my Pally’s ear and he did to me would could talk to each other.  After my cigar,  I had a headache from the loud noise, so I hopped in a cab at went home.

During my cab ride, I couldn’t help to think, what in the world to people like these places.  They are loud, over priced and the MUSIC SUCKS!  Then I thought maybe its just that I am old and that may be true.  I am old, however those places suck.  Yet these Clubs have taken over,  Las Vegas, Miami, and New York have tons of them and people stand hours on line to get in to listen to loud noise and pay $1,000 for a $30 bottle of booze.

I just don’t get it.  Call me old, call me a nerd, but please don’t call me to go to one of these dumps.  Give me some live Jazz, my Jack Daniels in a glass and good conversation with normal people and I am happy.

 

 

Trendy vs. Permanent Fashion

American Hustle reminded us how awful the clothes were in the seventies.   The leisure suit??  The man (or women) who designed that should be shot.  The seventies weren’t the only period with questionable clothes.  Take the 80’s big hair, big shoulders and parachute pants.  (No I never wore or owned a par).  Then in the 90s we had Grunge (so pathetic I can’t even discuss).   The one thing this styles all have in common is when we look back it what we wore and say WTF were we thinking and laugh at ourselves.

However, when you look at men from the 20s, 30s. 40s, and even into the 50s and the start of the 60s you look back say “wow they had style and class”.  You watch an old movie and you notice three things (1) Everyone is always dressed up, (2) they always have a cigarette in one hand (3) a cocktail in the other hand.

What is the difference the late 60s, 70s, 80s, & 90s people wore trendy clothes, in the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, & early 60s (the 60s changed on 11/22/63) people wore permanent fashion (or “Classic”).  Permanent fashion is timeless where as trendy may last a year or two.

I know I have explained this on my Permanent Fashion page, but I really wanted to talk about the current trend in men’s suits (sorry ladies this “the gentlemen’s guide to the lost art of livin’).

Today I see more and more men wearing Skinny Suits.  For those who don’t know the Skinny Suit is the new trend (well it’s been around for a few years).  They have shorter Jacket than a Classic suit.  A Skinny Suit jacket goes to the bottom of the jacket sleeve maybe an inch longer.  A Classic Suit jacket goes to the bottom of your thumb.  The trousers are tapered and they are what I called in elementary school high waters.  Yes the pant leg come to the top of the shoe no break in the trousers.  The reason for the High Waters is so you can see the funky socks.  Funky colorful socks are also “IN” today, but in reality they look stupid.  All I will say about socks is that the world made fun of Donny Osmond for wear purple socks.

I strongly recommend from staying away from trendy business clothes.  You spend a lot of money on your business wardrobe and while it seems cool to be trendy you will be pissed when the tide turns and you just spend $1,000 on a suit and can no longer wear it.  Stay with permanent fashion and look at pictures of yourself 20 years from now and you can say “Man I had Style back then”

THE 45-MINUTE VACATION!

So you have had a really bad day.  Work is stressing you out, your In-Laws are driving you crazy and your children are getting on your nerves and you tell your spouse “I NEED A VACATION”.  Your spouse agrees but its January and your vacation isn’t for six months.  What do you do????

I take a 45-minute vacation.  I go into my backyard and start a fire; I sit with a glass of Jack Daniels, but some Frank Sinatra on my iPad.  Then I sit and listen to the steel blades slice through the end of my Cigar.  The sound is like heaven.  As I roll the Cigar in my mouth, I grab my Zippo Lighter (I know some cigar smokers say no to Zippo, but let me tells you this MY ZIPPO ALWAYS WORKS!) and begin to light my cigar.  With every puff of my Cigar my cares seem to drift away just like the smoke from my Cigar.   For the next 45 minutes I am where ever my imagination takes me.  My cares of the day disappear and I am completely relaxed.  This is the true beauty of smoking Cigars and I truly feel sorry for those who don’t smoke.

This 45-minute vacation is even better when you are with your Pally’s.  Golf is a great sport to play with your Pally’s, but it is better with Cigars!  Dinner with Pally’s is great, but it is better with Cigars!  Cocktails are great with your Pally’s, but it is better with  Cigars!  Gambling with your Pally’s is great, but it is better with Cigars.  Any thing you do with Pally’s is better with Cigars!

This 45-minute vacation can even be shared amongst strangers.  Last May I was at a conference in Las Vegas, me and two of my Pally’s just finished a great meal at the Golden Steer Steak House on Sahara Blvd and went to the Tank at the Golden Nugget.  I didn’t have any Cigars with me, because I thought I could buy one at the Tank.  I was wrong so when my two Pally’s lit began their 45-minute vacation, I was left to just watch, when a stranger came up to me and asked why I wasn’t smoking?  I replied, “I am all out”.  The gentleman reached into his pocket and offered me of his and then he sat with us and we all enjoyed a 45-minute vacation.   At that moment and asked, “Do you think a vegetarian would offer me a carrot”?

NOPE ONLY A CIGAR SMOKER WOULD GIVE AWAY A CIGAR TO A STRANGER WITH THE ONLY INTENT IS SO THE STRANGER COULD ENJOY A 45-MINUTE VACATION!

Cigar Smokers can only understand the Bond that you build with your Pally’s when you are smoking Cigars together.  Those of you who don’t smoke will ever understand the joy we feel.

THIS IS WHY, I TRULY FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO DON’T SMOKE CIGARS BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE A 45-MINUTE VACATION!

On a 45-Minute Vacation with my Pally!!

On a 45-Minute Vacation with my Pally!!

On the Boardwalk In Atlantic City

On the Boardwalk In Atlantic City

On the Roof At Patroon

On the Roof At Patroon

At the Golden Gate Casino with Pally's

At the Golden Gate Casino with Pally’s

At My Backyard Fireplace

At My Backyard Fireplace